- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Your mums a potato

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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