what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Adam Chebali has no life

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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