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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Barack Obama.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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