Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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