whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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