- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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