- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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