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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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