Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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i lost the game

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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irish man drinking john smiths

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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