- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

Women's professional sports

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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