There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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