- Anti Joke

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

No your aunties a joke

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.