why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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Penis

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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PENIS

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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