Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Women's rights

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

A train poops its pants.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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