- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

A midget walked under a bar.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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