What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

I think everybody should have a penis.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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