How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

your life

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Knock knock Come in

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Anti Joke

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