roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Life

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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