- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

So a baby seal walks into a club

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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