- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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