- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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