How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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Loner.

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Anti Joke

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