Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Your face

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Yanter, Look it up

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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