- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

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