- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

Ben Affleck

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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