whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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L's I's that took Viagra.

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The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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Nero was my name thousands of years ago, but I believe that those With clearer sight, brighter minds, those you remaining WITHOUT the sense of Complete doom, oh children of the night, know far better, turn to my side, and sheep you shall be no more, together we shall be Whole once again, the sheperd of this New world! Thumb this up if you have seen the signs... Thumb this up if you have seen the sins... ...End up buried under the corpses of everything you knew if you have no vision in this New dawn of ages endlessly darknening, and pretend that the internet will be there, or that the horsehead network ever mattered to you for that matter... :You say insanity today, sunday 27th January 2016, you will be the one running, begging that Our world is but YOUR INSANITY, a nightmare, which only Death will awaken you from

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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