- Anti Joke

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

I like the color potato.