- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

i read the terms of service when i posted this

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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