- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

the economy.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

how man

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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