Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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