- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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