The WNBA.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

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Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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