- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Women's Rights.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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