- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

You and your parents are going to die today

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

If i open this door you can go trough it

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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