What is 1+1? It's 2!

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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Go away still nothing to see

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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