Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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