Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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Poop swing

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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