- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

Womens rights

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

the love boat

Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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