Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

why was the man sad? his wife died

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

vote this down and i will DOX you

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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