- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Guess what? I like trains.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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