whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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People with cancer.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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I had a submarine.... once

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Anti Joke

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