you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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The FCC

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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