- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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