- Anti Joke

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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