- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

gay pom...

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

I like school Said no one ever.

flavin's head

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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