What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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The WNBA

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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