- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

civil rights

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Tommy got neutered.

That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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