- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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