where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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