- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

H o m o comes out as homo

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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