what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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i committed murder

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the bible

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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A blind man watches TV

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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