Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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