- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

everybody loves raymond

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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