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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

they told me not to write here but i did

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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