Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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so the weather's nice...

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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