- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

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