How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

A black man has a job.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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