A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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david poredos

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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