- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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