- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

What's 9 + 10 19

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Female rights.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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