- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

The dewey decimal system

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Who does creatine? James Cornish

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Canadians

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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