How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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Sir, your wife is dead

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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kaite is dumb that is true

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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