What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

what is racecar backwards in reverse

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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