There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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