- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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