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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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