- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

Please? No.

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

i like it in the mouth

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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