What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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Womens' sports

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

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There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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